One Haired Blue Bellied Snort Blaster

This species lives in the far reaches of living rooms. Rarely seen and evenless known, the Snort Blaster lives off the dandruff of unsuspecting household memebers.

The common characteristics of this animal is its ability to blend into the environment.Many an unsuspecting person has sat in a chair and allowed their dandruff to fall on the cushionnot knowing the cushion was actually the Snort Blaster.

Danger : The Snort Blaster has some unusual habits that could beviewed as unhealthy unfriendly. 1 one of these habits iswhen the Snort Blaster is sleeping . Every third 3rd breaththe Snort Blaster will Blow Pink Bubbles causing some kids in the house to thinkit is bath time. The kids will then bring their bath toys to the living room and put shampoo in their hair.