One Haired Blue Bellied Snort Blaster

This species lives in the far reaches of living rooms. Rarely seen and evenless known, the Snort Blaster lives off the dandruff of unsuspecting household memebers.

The common characteristics of this animal is its ability to blend into the environment.Many an unsuspecting person has sat in a chair and allowed their dandruff to fall on the cushionnot knowing the cushion was actually the Snort Blaster.